In Alabama .. .. ..
It is illegal for a driver to be blind-
folded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache
that causes laughter in church.

In California .. .. ..
No vehicle without a driver may
exceed 60 miles per hour.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle
in a swimming pool.
One may not carry a lunch down
the street between the hours of 11
and 1 o’clock.

In Maryland .. .. ..
It is illegal to take a lion to the
movies.
Eating while swimming in the
ocean is prohibited.

In Massachussets .. .. ..
No gorilla is allowed in the back
seat of any car.
It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
It is illegal to keep a mule on the
second floor of a building unless
there are two exits.

In New York .. .. ..
A person may not walk around on
Sundays with an ice cream cone in
his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat
peanuts and walk backwards on the
sidewalks.
It is illegal to wear slippers after
10:00 pm.

In Ohio .. .. ..
It is illegal to catch mice without a
hunting license.
You cannot eat a doughnut and
walk backwards on a city street.
Throwing a snake at anyone is ille-
gal.
It is against the law to roller skate
without notifying the police.

In Oklahoma .. .. ..
Violators will be fined, arrested, or
jailed for making ugly faces at a
dog.
Fish may not be contained in fish-
bowls while on a public bus.
It is illegal to wear your boots to
bed.

In Pennsylvania .. .. ..
You may not sing in the bathtub.
All fire hydrants must be checked
one hour before all fires.
You may not catch a fish using any
body part except your mouth.

In Rhode Island.. .. ..
It is considered an offense to throw
pickle juice on a trolley.
You may not sell toothpaste and a
toothbrush to the same customer
on a Sunday.

In Tenneessee .. .. ..
You can’t shoot any game other
than whales from a moving auto-
mobile.
Driving is not to be done while
asleep.
It is illegal for frogs to croak after
11:00 pm.

In Utah.. .. ..
Birds have the right of way on all
highways.
Throwing snowballs will result in a
$50 fine.
It is illegal no to drink milk.